when you’re a racist, sexist, homophobic straight white boy and everyone calls you out on it
Who needs a significant other when you’ve got terrifyingly hot farts to keep warm on cold winter nights?
"4. Dating is awkward because you’re either going to get engaged or break up, and more likely than not in a short period of time. Gone are the days of just dating because you like each other — somebody is always wondering where it’s going. If you’re in school, you either expire by graduation or…